hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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