ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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