No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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