Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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