My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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