What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
