great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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