Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
