So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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