Do you still have your period?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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