I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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