This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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