i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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