I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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