Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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