i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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