I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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