if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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