I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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