I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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