so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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