evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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