the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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