3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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