Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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