I think my vagina is haunted
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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