I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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