i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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