So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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