Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You ate ashes out of my bong
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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