Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
im holly from the hills drunk
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
dude. I can hear the air.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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