I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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