yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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