oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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