He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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