Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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