their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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