There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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