Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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