i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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