Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
4 words: hood of his car
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Just invented taco cereal.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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