I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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