My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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