i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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