love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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