I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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