I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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