Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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