I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I think I won the penis lottery.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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