is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I don't deserve a penis
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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