I will die if light touches me.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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