you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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